I REALLY want to create an account here, but as you said, registration is closed. Can you register me by hand or something so that I may have an account here? I promise that I won't do any type of fraud, etc. and that I will obey the terms of service. If you require any additional information, etc. from me, I'll happily give it to you. Please consider my request thoughtfully and I hope you are able to create an account for me.
Anyway, here's the basics of the account info:
Domain: xerz.net (preferred, but any one is fine)
Password: pick something then email it to me
(if you have access to my forum account's password, please use that)
Anti-bot check: I guarantee that this is not an automated post/account
Again, if you have any questions or requests for info, please post a reply or email me and I'd be happy to answer them/give you the info.